Announcing the Winner of Battle Tales IV: We Battle On!

The PEI Writers’ Guild is pleased to announce that this year, Battle Tales IV: We Battle On! received so many excellent submissions that we broke with tradition and named two runners up and four honourable mentions in addition to naming a winner.

Honourable Mentions

  • Rite by Ryan Gallant
  • In a Strange Room You Must Empty Yourself For Sleep by Michelle Barton
  • Chicken or Go by Kevin Yarr
  • Nameless Neighbours by Sharon Lucy Robson

Runners Up

  • Foursight by Daniel Brown
  • A Murder Most Foal by John Robertson

Runners up receive judge’s notes and gift certificates to Bookmark.

Runners up Daniel Brown and John Robertson receive prizes from PEIWG president Mo Duffy Cobb and Battle Tales coordinator Keith Burgoyne.

Winner of Battle Tales IV: We Battle On!

The winner of Battle Tales IV: We Battle On!  is Matthew MacKay for his outstanding battle tale Paradise Found.

Paradise Found, the story of Orson Welles holed up in a swanky Parisian hotel room, ordering copious amounts of food and drink as the hotel manager pesters him to pay his bill, is both witty and delightful.

The pop culture references fly thick and fast as Orson watches, via theAmerican TV feed, William F. Buckley debate a drunken Jack Kerouac on Firing Line and then a terrible Elvis movie, Harum Scarum, with Mary Anne Mobley, all the while searching for an idea for his next project.

It was striking how much enjoyment was taken in rendering Welles’ larger than life personality and old Hollywood excess. The embedding of the prompts into the story was also seamless and used great humour.

The winner of Battle Tales IV: We Battle On!  receives one year free membership with the PEI Writers’ Guild, a gift certificate to Bookmark, judge’s notes, and the highly-coveted Battle Tales trophy.

We here at the PEIWG wish to thank everyone who took part in Battle Tales this year. We hope you enjoyed the contest, and most importantly, that you had fun putting words to page. Thank you all for making it a huge success!

The PEI Writers’ Guild thanks the many generous sponsors of Battle Tales IV: We Battle On!, including Upstreet Craft Brewing, Bookmark, Manley Mann Media, and GIFt Horse.

Battle Tales IV: WRITING PROMPTS!

Greetings all you smart and super-talented writers of Prince Edward Island! Are you ready to partake in the fourth-ever Battle Tales short story contest? If so, you’ve come to the right place. If not, you’ve clearly made a wrong turn somewhere, but we sure would love it if you stayed anyway.

Behold your writing prompts:

  1. A secret told in confidence.
  2. An old memory triggered by a familiar touch.
  3. A telephone ringing in the night.

Now remember: your story must be based on all three of these prompts. Beyond that, it’s up to you. Be creative. Take these prompts and build something lovely— or terrifying— with them. However you do it, really try to give our judge a run for his money.

Just imagine the possibilities. Maybe Little Sally Pipsqueak made you swear you won’t tell her mom about the time she kissed Jimmy Droopy Drawers out behind the school house at last summer’s strawberry social. Or maybe a local politician has just let his wife know about the body resting on the bottom of the Saint Lawrence River. Secrets may not be healthy in a relationship, but in a story, well, they’re almost magical.

What about that late-night telephone call? Could it be an old boyfriend using up his scant payphone privileges from the county jailhouse? And that touch— is it coarse, like the stubble on your groom’s face that time you slapped him for kissing your maid of honour? Or could it be that sense of strong arms holding you, like how it felt when your grandmother hugged your for helping her roll out dough for biscuits? Who knows. It’s up to you to tell us.

Oh, don’t forget to checkout out the contest rules before you get started. We want a good, clean battle, after all. None of that sneaky ninja-in-the-shadows stuff.

And while you’re here, check out this excellent advice to help guide your writing, prepared by our judge Steven Mayoff.

Good luck, everyone. May the best literary gladiator win!

Battle Tales IV: Free Advice From Our Judge

What makes a good Battle Tale? We asked Steven Mayoff, our wise and very cool Battle Tales judge, to share a few things he’s looking for in a submission. Here’s what he said:

“I will be judging the stories using the usual criteria of story and character development, language, etc. I will also be looking to see how creatively the three prompt words are integrated into the story, rather than just embedded so the story qualifies for the contest. Writers should also think about why this story is important to them. Give me a sense of it, not as an overt statement, but more imaginatively. Condense it to a single image or a situation or maybe as a bit of dialogue. Challenge yourselves and challenge me.”

Battle Tales III: WRITING PROMPTS!


Greetings all you heroic (and decidedly nice-looking) writers of PEI! Are you ready to partake in the third-ever Battle Tales short story contest? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Behold your writing prompts:

  1. An urgent message left in haste.
  2. A vivid memory evoked by a familiar scent.
  3. A conversation only partially heard.

Now remember: your story must include all three of these prompts. Beyond that, it’s up to you. Be creative. Take these prompts and build something lovely with them. Really give our judge the run for his money.

Maybe that urgent message was scrawled in lipstick on the back of a napkin, or perhaps those few words of conversation you heard had something to do with an old, jealous flame. And what was that smell? Did it remind you of your grandmother’s oatmeal bread? Or was it the aroma of old fish down by the docks? Who knows. It’s up to you to tell us.

Oh, don’t forget to checkout out the contest rules before you get started. We want a good, clean battle, after all. None of that guerrilla warfare stuff.

And while you’re here, check out this excellent advice to help guide your writing, prepared by our judge, Steven Mayoff.

Good luck, everyone. May the best literary gladiator win!

Battle Tales III: Meet Your Judge!

Curious about who will be judging your totally-awesome, perfectly-standout submissions once the Battle Tales contest closes? Why, it’s none other than our Island-proud author and poet Steven Mayoff!

Steven Mayoff was born and raised in Montreal and moved to Prince Edward Island in 2001. His fiction and poetry have appeared in literary journals across Canada and the U.S. as well as in Ireland, Algeria, France, Wales, England and Croatia. He has written two books of fiction: the story collection Fatted Calf Blues (Turnstone Press, 2009) and the novel Our Lady Of Steerage (Bunim & Bannigan, 2015). Upcoming is a poetry collection Swinging Between Water And Stone to be published by Guernica Editions in 2019.

Why PEI is So, So, So, So, So Great Contest

1170x347_canada150_1469186137893_engCanada will mark its 150th birthday in 2017. And to celebrate, the Rotary Club of Charlottetown Royalty is holding a writing contest.

Students from Grade 1-12 are invited to dig deep into their imaginations and come up with a written response to the following question:

Why is P.E.I so, so, so, so, so great?

Whether it’s culture, potatoes, scenic beauty, Anne of Green Gables or Lennie Gallant, Kirk and Kerri Wynn, compost or the fact that the first meeting where confederation was discussed was held in Charlottetown, the possibilities are endless. All you need to do is tell us why PEI is the greatest province in the greatest country on the greatest planet in the greatest solar system in the cosmos.

What will you win? Riches, fame and the chance to have your name printed in The Guardian. Oh, and you may even get the chance to read your work on a grand stage in front of *thousands of fellow Islanders.

Contest deadline is January 31st, 2017. The deadline has been extended until March 1st, 2017!

Entrants are encouraged to write in the language of their choice!

Three prizes will be awarded in each category.

1st Prize $150 (wink, wink)
2nd Prize $100
3rd Prize $50

Grade 1 – 3
Maximum 250 words
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so include one if you want to. It will make our judge’s day and may even improve your chances of winning.

Grade 4-6
Maximum 300 words
Again a picture is accepted.

Grade 7-9
Maximum 500 words
Hold the cell phone, you’re practically adults now. No pictures for you.

Grade 10-12
Maximum 1000 Words
1000 words is 59,000 words shy of a novel (just saying)

Submissions must contain a cover sheet with the contest name, name of the student, grade, name of the teacher (if applicable), and contact details.

Submissions can be sent by email to the [email protected] or by mail too the following address: Island Literary Awards, c/o P.E.I. Writers’ Guild, 81 Prince Street, Charlottetown, PE C1A 4R3

Battle Tales: A Mostly True Story

Attention writers of the creative nonfiction persuasion,

What do you say we play a little game? A game which jumpstarts that memoir you’ve been meaning to write, or kicks your story-telling prowess into high gear? Do you enjoy a good, solid writing challenge?

Well, we have exactly  what you’re looking for. The PEI Writers’ Guild is excited to announce Battle Tales: A Mostly True Story.

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Check out our contest page for details. We can’t wait to do it all again.

PEI Battle Tales: A Fast-Paced, No-Stakes Short Story Contest

Dearest writers,

Are you interested in some friendly competition? Looking for a little inspiration to help jump-start your next great short story? Do you love a good, solid challenge?

Well, we have the perfect thing for you. The PEI Writers’ Guild is excited to introduce:

Head on over to the contest page for details. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create.